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Shifty says archive

(the archive of funny sayings of Shifty, lesser known as Alex Garabedian)

"It isn't low standards... it's high optimism" - August 28th

"Apparently I was a small sperm" - August 19th

"Once you get fifteen minutes of Shifty, then you're going to want another fifteen minutes of Shifty....and then once you get thirty're going to want a few more minutes..." - August 13th

"But you said" - August 4th