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These stats were compiled by a supercomputer at stanford, and we all know that neither stanford nor computers are ever ever ever wrong.

 



 

AJ

offense      - vvvvvvvvv9
defense     -
vvvvvvvv
8
goalie          - vvvvv
v
 6
heart            -
vvvvvvvvv9
aim                 -
vvvvvvvvv9

unlike most of the ebhl, aj has hockey experience and talent. his wrist shots are incredibly accurate and he has been known to dislocate goalies knees with his moves in close.
email - unknown; aim - unknown

Christine

offense      - vvv3
defense     -
vvvvv
5
goalie          -
v
 1
heart            -
vvvv4 
target          -
vvvvvvvvvv10

you might be surprised to see that there is a participant named christine well thats because she is a girl, yes girls can play hockey too you racist. she gets hit with a lot of balls.
email - girlinpink@gmail.com ; aim - girlinpink47

Dan

ROBOT
offense          -
vvvvvvv
7
defense         -
vvvvvv
6
goalie             -
vvvvv
 5
heart               -
vvvvvvvv8 
locomotion  -
vvvvvvvvv9
moves from place to place without ceasing in a rather robotic fashion. misses the ball a lot but has excellent heart and hustle. sometimes brings a lawn chair.
email - robotworm@aol.com ; aim - robotworm

Tony

offense           - vvvv4
defense            -
vvvvv5
goalie                 -
vv2
heart                    -
vvvvvv6
employment - 0 

noob                     -vvvvvvvvvv10
tony's low scores in offense, defense and goalie are probably due to his high score in noob. although he is unemployed tony is now improving his life as a street hockey goalie prospect. if we invent a participation award tony will surely be nominated.
email - unknown; aim - obiwanperatasass

Suzuki

offense      - vvvvvv6
defense     -
vvvvv
5
goalie          -
v
 1
heart            -
vvvvvv6
dang!           -
vvvvvvvv8
simpsons guru....hockey guru. no jk lol. he has a heart and spirit of gold which is illustrated by his frequent use of the word dang! he is always late but we like him anyway, he has a good shot and plays/looks kinda like shifty.
email - unknown; aim - unknown

Cindy

offense      - vvvvv5
defense     -
vvvv
4
goalie          -
v
 1
heart            -
vvvvv5
gossip         -
vvvvvvv7

the original female ebhl member. good ball control and passing. has little confidence in the castro valley party scene.
email - clprinzess90@aol.com ; aim - clprinzess90

Dina

offense               - vv2
defense             -
vvvv
4
goalie                  -
v v 
2
heart                     -
vvvvvvv7
coordination -
vvv3
diversity             -vvvvvvvv8
dina fails to capitalize on scoring oppurtunities, although this is understandable considering her native land doesnt like capitalism too much. she has high heart and diversity and is the original female ebhl goalie so give her a hug.
email - dancerbabe124@excite.com ; aim - naughtybiscotti4

Willy

offense      - vvvvv5
defense     -
vvvvvvvvv
9
goalie         - vvv
vv
 5
heart            -
vvvvvvvvv9 
speed          -
vvvvvvvvv9

you might know this player as the great wall of willy because of his incredible defense that stifles even the mongols. his finishing skills are still developing but his speed is paralleled only by train tracks, cause they're always parallel.
email - unknown; aim - unknown

Neil version 2.0

XNEIKL
offense          -
vvvvvvvvv
9
defense         -
vvv
3
goalie             -
vvv
3
heart               -
vvvvvvvvvv10 
inspiration   -
vvvvvvvvvv10
ten days after surgery on his torn acl neil has returned in a wheelchair. his mobility is a little terrible but if he can get in front of the goal and pull that e-brake he will lead his team in scoring every game, he's so inspiring that ninjas come from all over to play with him.
email - midastouch12@aol.com ; aim - midastouch12

J Michael Fisch

offense      - vvvvvv6
defense     -
vvvvvvv
7
goalie         - vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
vv
 98.6 degrees
heart            -
vlion v
shirt making ability          -
vvvvvvvvvv10

This player was particularly resiliant to the idea of street hockey, but after he tried it once he was never the same.  Self proclaimed play write, wardrobe designer, and all around handiman; Fisch impressed us all at the 2nd annual EBHL tournament (by showing up) and surpassed expectations by playing shut down goalie.
email - unknown; aim - rounders07

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